ISSUE 048 · SATURDAY, OCT 16, 2021
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Noom

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Psychology-based weight-loss coaching

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The record

4,455 dispatches on file

Débora TeixeiraOn the record
Filed Jul 4, 2021
5 / 5

No sketchy billing

Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Jorge MonteiroOn the record
Filed Jul 4, 2021
5 / 5

Gentle hands

parking was free after 6pm which sounds small but adds up when youre coming weekly

Gabriel Rocha
Filed Jul 4, 2021
1 / 5

Billing nightmare

Not worth it.

Larissa MeloOn the record
Filed Jul 4, 2021
5 / 5

10/10 would return

I've switched three times in two years and this one finally feels like a keeper.

Emma CiprianiOn the record
Filed Jul 3, 2021
5 / 5

Better than expected

Ivy at the reception desk actually called me back the same day with my results.

Alice LombardoOn the record
Filed Jul 3, 2021
5 / 5

Fast and fair

called at 7:50 and got a same-day appt by 11, no triage drama

Valentina Caputo
Filed Jul 3, 2021
1 / 5

Waste of $140

I asked about side effects and the guy literally shrugged, didn't even look up from his screen. Save your money.

Pasquale BaroniOn the record
Filed Jul 2, 2021
5 / 5

Actually listened

Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once.

Alfredo Gallo
Filed Jul 2, 2021
1 / 5

Never again

Their support line is a joke, I was on hold 22 minutes on a Monday just to be told to call back. Front desk lady named Karen was openly annoyed I showed up with my insurance card, like what. paid for same day shipping and it took 9 days, email asking where it was got auto replied.

Domenico MessinaOn the record
Filed Jul 2, 2021
2 / 5

Crushed package

my prescription was wrong by one digit on the dosage and the pharmacist caught it, not them.

Vera Forsberg
Filed Jul 1, 2021
1 / 5

Lost my paperwork

Save your money. Supplement made me break out in a rash within 2 days and they refused to refund it. Charged me twice for the same visit and it took 6 weeks of emails to get one refund.

Hjalmar Söderberg
Filed Jul 1, 2021
3 / 5

Mid.

Was fine untill they moved locations and parking became a nightmare, now it's a whole thing. Paid €89 for the consult and the doc was fine but spent maybe 8 minutes with me before bouncing.

Tora EriksenOn the record
Filed Jul 1, 2021
5 / 5

Legit good care

The nurse warmed the gel first and that tiny thing made the whole visit less awful. I asked a dumb question about dosage and nobody made me feel dumb about it. they emailed the lab results at 7am before i even had coffee

Harald JanssonOn the record
Filed Jun 30, 2021
4 / 5

Finally found my doctor

doctor sent a follow up text two days later just to check my ankle was healing right

Thea MadsenOn the record
Filed Jun 30, 2021
4 / 5

Smooth from start

Receptionist remembered my dog's name from last time lol.

Thorvald EklundOn the record
Filed Jun 30, 2021
4 / 5

My new clinic

Legit the best cleaning I've had, teeth felt smooth for like a week after. went in for a second opinion and left with a plan that didn't involve surgery, huge relief

Stina Lindholm
Filed Jun 29, 2021
1 / 5

Trash service

The vitamins taste like chalk and I definately feel worse than before I started them lol. Paid $1,200 out of pocket and the doctor spent maybe 6 minutes with me before pushing a referral I didn't need.

Finn AndreassenOn the record
Filed Jun 29, 2021
4 / 5

Pleasant surprise

Reception woman apologised when i waited an extra 6 minutes... apologised! for six minutes! booked online Tuesday night and had a slot by Thursday morning which never happens here

Mart Visser
Filed Jun 29, 2021
1 / 5

Portal is broken

the app crashes everytime I try to book a follow up, been like this for weeks.

Sven PostOn the record
Filed Jun 28, 2021
4 / 5

Gentle hands

my therapist does late evening sessions and takes insurance which is basically a unicorn

Rebecka BjörkOn the record
Filed Jun 28, 2021
1 / 5

Scam vibes

the receptionist was rude when I asked about my bill, like I was wasting her time or something ugh The nurse was lovely but the doctor talked over me the whole 8 minutes I was in there.

Noémie LegrosOn the record
Filed Jun 28, 2021
4 / 5

10/10 would return

I asked a dumb question about dosage and nobody made me feel dumb about it.

Nathalie Roger
Filed Jun 27, 2021
1 / 5

Zero empathy

paid for same day shipping and it took 9 days, email asking where it was got auto replied. the app crashes everytime I try to book a follow up, been like this for weeks. Not worth it.

Zoé HervéOn the record
Filed Jun 27, 2021
5 / 5

Fast and fair

front desk let me reschedule twice without any passive aggressive sighing

Matilda FrederiksenOn the record
Filed Jun 27, 2021
4 / 5

Shocked honestly

Saved my week.

Per OlsenOn the record
Filed Jun 26, 2021
4 / 5

Actually listened

Billing was itemised, every line made sense, no mystery $200 facility fee at the end. Ivy at the reception desk actually called me back the same day with my results.

Maja GrønbekOn the record
Filed Jun 26, 2021
3 / 5

Mixed bag honestly

The telehealth app is clunky but the prescriber actually listened which is more than I can say for my last GP.

Mats GundersenOn the record
Filed Jun 26, 2021
5 / 5

Great visit

the vitamin they recommended actually fixed my fatigue in like three weeks, not a placebo thing Reception woman apologised when i waited an extra 6 minutes... apologised! for six minutes!

Lisa Lundgren
Filed Jun 25, 2021
5 / 5

Saved my week

The hygienist, I think her name was Priya, was so gentle I almost fell asleep in the chair. the clinic smelled like actual citrus not that fake lemon disinfectant stuff

Stefan Østergaard
Filed Jun 25, 2021
5 / 5

Keeper.

Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes. parking was free after 6pm which sounds small but adds up when youre coming weekly

Mathilde DuboisOn the record
Filed Jun 25, 2021
4 / 5

Legit good care

parking was free after 6pm which sounds small but adds up when youre coming weekly My bloodwork came back in under 24 hours and the portal actually loaded on mobile. doctor sent a follow up text two days later just to check my ankle was healing right

Emma Legrand
Filed Jun 24, 2021
1 / 5

Charged twice

Package arrived crushed, two of the bottles had broken seals, and they want me to pay return shipping? my prescription was wrong by one digit on the dosage and the pharmacist caught it, not them.

Charles MarchandOn the record
Filed Jun 24, 2021
1 / 5

Avoid this place

Portal login has been broken since September, their IT just says use a different browser idk. Charged me twice for the same visit and it took 6 weeks of emails to get one refund.

Baptiste Guyot
Filed Jun 24, 2021
2 / 5

Not worth it

I asked about side effects and the guy literally shrugged, didn't even look up from his screen. Save your money.

Adam Blanchard
Filed Jun 23, 2021
1 / 5

Save your money

Called 4 times to get test results, kept getting transfered, finally gave up and switched clinics.

Violette ThibaultOn the record
Filed Jun 23, 2021
3 / 5

Fine, with notes

idk, it helped a little, not sure it was worth $39 a month though.

Hilda GustafssonOn the record
Filed Jun 23, 2021
4 / 5

No sketchy billing

Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once.

Åke Christensen
Filed Jun 22, 2021
3 / 5

Fine for the money

Reception on hold music is unhinged, 22 minutes of smooth jazz before anyone picked up.

Elsa Wallin
Filed Jun 22, 2021
5 / 5

Worth every penny

the clinic smelled like actual citrus not that fake lemon disinfectant stuff I thought the £58 copay was a mistake till they explained the sliding scale.

Bjørn HolmbergOn the record
Filed Jun 22, 2021
5 / 5

10/10 would return

booked online Tuesday night and had a slot by Thursday morning which never happens here

Clara HaugenOn the record
Filed Jun 21, 2021
5 / 5

Better than expected

Was dreading the bill and it came out $28 cheaper than the quote, who does that anymore. Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Olov Bengtsson
Filed Jun 21, 2021
4 / 5

Fast and fair

The nurse warmed the gel first and that tiny thing made the whole visit less awful. I asked a dumb question about dosage and nobody made me feel dumb about it.

Alva Poulsen
Filed Jun 21, 2021
1 / 5

Expired product

Paid $1,200 out of pocket and the doctor spent maybe 6 minutes with me before pushing a referral I didn't need.

Magnus Håkansson
Filed Jun 20, 2021
3 / 5

Hit and miss

I like my new GP, she listens, but getting an appointment is like winning the lottery. Decent care, bad admin, that's my one line review.

Emma Ekström
Filed Jun 20, 2021
1 / 5

Waste of $140

The nurse was lovely but the doctor talked over me the whole 8 minutes I was in there. Not worth it.

Delphine DanielOn the record
Filed Jun 20, 2021
4 / 5

Great visit

I thought the £58 copay was a mistake till they explained the sliding scale.

Alma OlofssonOn the record
Filed Jun 19, 2021
4 / 5

Saved my week

Reception woman apologised when i waited an extra 6 minutes... apologised! for six minutes! booked online Tuesday night and had a slot by Thursday morning which never happens here

Mikael ClausenOn the record
Filed Jun 19, 2021
3 / 5

Could use work

Would I recommend? to a friend who's broke, yeah, to a friend with options, probably not. The massage therapist was amazing, 10/10, but the chiropractor part felt like a cash grab honestly.

Heikki Vilenius
Filed Jun 19, 2021
1 / 5

Lost my paperwork

Scheduled a 10am slot, didn't get seen untill 11:15, no explanation.

Mika Partanen
Filed Jun 18, 2021
3 / 5

Alright I guess

Dermatologist was sharp but the aesthetician upsold me on a $120 serum I definately didn't need. Pills themselves do what they say, I just wish the packaging wasn't so obviously cheap for $38 a month. Follow-up care is where they drop the ball, nobody called to check in like they said they would.