ISSUE 048 · SATURDAY, OCT 16, 2021
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3,538 dispatches on file

Raymond McCarthyOn the record
Filed Aug 22, 2021
5 / 5

Keeper.

went in for a second opinion and left with a plan that didn't involve surgery, huge relief called at 7:50 and got a same-day appt by 11, no triage drama

Martha Sullivan
Filed Aug 22, 2021
5 / 5

Shocked honestly

10/10 wait time.

Frank AndersonOn the record
Filed Aug 22, 2021
5 / 5

Gentle hands

Legit the best cleaning I've had, teeth felt smooth for like a week after. Honestly shocked, the generic version worked just as well and saved me $110 a month.

Cheryl Ellis
Filed Aug 21, 2021
2 / 5

Never again

paid for same day shipping and it took 9 days, email asking where it was got auto replied. Billing department doesn't answer, voicemail is full, email bounces, feels like a scam at this point.

Samuel Adams
Filed Aug 21, 2021
5 / 5

Great visit

Ivy at the reception desk actually called me back the same day with my results.

Hannah Gallo
Filed Aug 20, 2021
1 / 5

Lost my paperwork

Nope.

Brandon PetersonOn the record
Filed Aug 20, 2021
5 / 5

Pleasant surprise

My bloodwork came back in under 24 hours and the portal actually loaded on mobile.

Judith Feldman
Filed Aug 20, 2021
5 / 5

Legit good care

my knee hasn't felt this good in two years and the physio only charged £45 a session parking was free after 6pm which sounds small but adds up when youre coming weekly

Justin PowellOn the record
Filed Aug 19, 2021
4 / 5

Actually listened

Was dreading the bill and it came out $28 cheaper than the quote, who does that anymore. Reception woman apologised when i waited an extra 6 minutes... apologised! for six minutes!

Joan JonesOn the record
Filed Aug 19, 2021
5 / 5

Worth every penny

Finally a doctor who listened for more than four minutes without typing the whole time. Ivy at the reception desk actually called me back the same day with my results.

Simone BuschOn the record
Filed Aug 18, 2021
5 / 5

My new clinic

Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Lilly BachmannOn the record
Filed Aug 18, 2021
4 / 5

Saved my week

the clinic smelled like actual citrus not that fake lemon disinfectant stuff Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once. doctor sent a follow up text two days later just to check my ankle was healing right

Dieter SchneiderOn the record
Filed Aug 18, 2021
5 / 5

Fast and fair

they emailed the lab results at 7am before i even had coffee front desk let me reschedule twice without any passive aggressive sighing

Matthias HartmannOn the record
Filed Aug 17, 2021
4 / 5

No sketchy billing

the vitamin they recommended actually fixed my fatigue in like three weeks, not a placebo thing booked online Tuesday night and had a slot by Thursday morning which never happens here Reception woman apologised when i waited an extra 6 minutes... apologised! for six minutes!

Rosa ScholzOn the record
Filed Aug 17, 2021
5 / 5

Finally found my doctor

Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once. went in for a second opinion and left with a plan that didn't involve surgery, huge relief

Antonia BöhmOn the record
Filed Aug 16, 2021
3 / 5

Jury's still out

The woman at the front desk was rude tbh but the hygienist made up for it. idk, it helped a little, not sure it was worth $39 a month though. The telehealth app is clunky but the prescriber actually listened which is more than I can say for my last GP.

Rainer KühnOn the record
Filed Aug 16, 2021
5 / 5

10/10 would return

Billing was itemised, every line made sense, no mystery $200 facility fee at the end. Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Philipp LechnerOn the record
Filed Aug 15, 2021
4 / 5

They just get it

called at 7:50 and got a same-day appt by 11, no triage drama I thought the £58 copay was a mistake till they explained the sliding scale. Billing was itemised, every line made sense, no mystery $200 facility fee at the end.

Felix FürstOn the record
Filed Aug 15, 2021
5 / 5

Keeper.

Receptionist remembered my dog's name from last time lol.

Vanessa ZimmermannOn the record
Filed Aug 15, 2021
3 / 5

Mixed bag honestly

I called ahead to confirm my insurance, got there, surprise $85 copay.

Dara MitchellOn the record
Filed Aug 14, 2021
3 / 5

Fine, with notes

Was fine untill they moved locations and parking became a nightmare, now it's a whole thing.

William HopkinsOn the record
Filed Aug 14, 2021
5 / 5

Smooth from start

The nurse warmed the gel first and that tiny thing made the whole visit less awful. My bloodwork came back in under 24 hours and the portal actually loaded on mobile.

Saoirse Parker
Filed Aug 13, 2021
2 / 5

Never again

The nurse was lovely but the doctor talked over me the whole 8 minutes I was in there. Nope. Spent $89 on a consultation that was basically them reading WebMD back to me.

Diarmuid BowenOn the record
Filed Aug 13, 2021
5 / 5

Better than expected

parking was free after 6pm which sounds small but adds up when youre coming weekly

Thomas GriffithsOn the record
Filed Aug 13, 2021
4 / 5

Pleasant surprise

booked online Tuesday night and had a slot by Thursday morning which never happens here

Siobhan Ellis
Filed Aug 12, 2021
5 / 5

Legit good care

my therapist does late evening sessions and takes insurance which is basically a unicorn The hygienist, I think her name was Priya, was so gentle I almost fell asleep in the chair. The nurse warmed the gel first and that tiny thing made the whole visit less awful.

Cian MurphyOn the record
Filed Aug 12, 2021
4 / 5

Actually listened

The hygienist, I think her name was Priya, was so gentle I almost fell asleep in the chair.

Arthur BarnesOn the record
Filed Aug 11, 2021
4 / 5

Worth every penny

Honestly shocked, the generic version worked just as well and saved me $110 a month. my knee hasn't felt this good in two years and the physio only charged £45 a session I thought the £58 copay was a mistake till they explained the sliding scale.

Aoife RyanOn the record
Filed Aug 11, 2021
3 / 5

Could use work

App crashed twice during my video visit which is wild for a company this size.

Declan Hogan
Filed Aug 11, 2021
3 / 5

Would I return? maybe

Not sure if it's placebo or real but I do feel a bit better after 6 weeks so I'll keep going I guess. Reception on hold music is unhinged, 22 minutes of smooth jazz before anyone picked up.

Henry O'DonnellOn the record
Filed Aug 10, 2021
5 / 5

Fast and fair

10/10 wait time.

Ciara DaviesOn the record
Filed Aug 10, 2021
4 / 5

No sketchy billing

Legit the best cleaning I've had, teeth felt smooth for like a week after. Honestly shocked, the generic version worked just as well and saved me $110 a month.

Fergus McLoughlin
Filed Aug 9, 2021
2 / 5

Portal is broken

Nope.

Oscar WalkerOn the record
Filed Aug 9, 2021
4 / 5

In and out, loved it

Ivy at the reception desk actually called me back the same day with my results. Was dreading the bill and it came out $28 cheaper than the quote, who does that anymore.

Niamh NolanOn the record
Filed Aug 8, 2021
5 / 5

10/10 would return

doctor sent a follow up text two days later just to check my ankle was healing right the vitamin they recommended actually fixed my fatigue in like three weeks, not a placebo thing

Padraig EdwardsOn the record
Filed Aug 8, 2021
5 / 5

They just get it

My bloodwork came back in under 24 hours and the portal actually loaded on mobile. Receptionist remembered my dog's name from last time lol.

Leo MacDonaldOn the record
Filed Aug 8, 2021
5 / 5

Keeper.

my knee hasn't felt this good in two years and the physio only charged £45 a session

Scarlett Martin
Filed Aug 7, 2021
3 / 5

6/10 vibes

Pills themselves do what they say, I just wish the packaging wasn't so obviously cheap for $38 a month.

Niall Cameron
Filed Aug 7, 2021
5 / 5

Gentle hands

Finally a doctor who listened for more than four minutes without typing the whole time.

Charlie ScottOn the record
Filed Aug 6, 2021
5 / 5

Smooth from start

Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Bella MunroOn the record
Filed Aug 6, 2021
5 / 5

Great visit

the clinic smelled like actual citrus not that fake lemon disinfectant stuff Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once.

Aidan BakerOn the record
Filed Aug 6, 2021
5 / 5

Better than expected

they emailed the lab results at 7am before i even had coffee

Jack FlemingOn the record
Filed Aug 5, 2021
3 / 5

Meh, but tolerable

Reception on hold music is unhinged, 22 minutes of smooth jazz before anyone picked up.

Zara KingOn the record
Filed Aug 5, 2021
5 / 5

Legit good care

Pharmacist spent 15 minutes explaining the interaction with my BP meds, didn't rush me once.

Eoin BevanOn the record
Filed Aug 4, 2021
1 / 5

Rude front desk

The waiting room had one chair free and a sick kid coughing on everyone, zero distancing. the receptionist was rude when I asked about my bill, like I was wasting her time or something ugh

Noah BellOn the record
Filed Aug 4, 2021
4 / 5

Worth every penny

Billing was itemised, every line made sense, no mystery $200 facility fee at the end. Walked in at 8:40, out by 9:05, and the bill was $62 flat, no surprise codes.

Willow LloydOn the record
Filed Aug 4, 2021
5 / 5

My new clinic

called at 7:50 and got a same-day appt by 11, no triage drama

Oisín PriceOn the record
Filed Aug 3, 2021
4 / 5

Saved my week

Receptionist remembered my dog's name from last time lol.

George MasonOn the record
Filed Aug 3, 2021
5 / 5

Fast and fair

front desk let me reschedule twice without any passive aggressive sighing

Harper Reid
Filed Aug 2, 2021
1 / 5

Trash service

The nurse was lovely but the doctor talked over me the whole 8 minutes I was in there. Nope.